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The Asshole’s Guide to Everyday Living

Mindstir Media Publishing — Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:16:10 +0000

A satirical yet real perspective on individualism, sovereignty, spiritualism and social discourse through the eyes and ears of the every-man/woman/they/it/them/mammal that hates the taste of kale, has no time or patience for kundalini breathing exercises and is just trying to get through life with as minimal damage as possible in the "New Normal."

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Itt’ N’ Ott’s Vacation Journey by Bill Simonson

Mindstir Media Publishing — Thu, 19 Aug 2021 14:36:27 +0000

This Story is about two aliens from outer space. They live on the Planet Torres. They can fly to anywhere in the universe in their spaceship. They like the Earth Planet the most because of things to see and places to visit. So come along with them on their vacation. Includes 6 pictures to color and 6 pages to draw on!

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Screw That!

Mindstir Media Publishing — Thu, 04 Mar 2021 14:51:40 +0000

As the book's subtitle suggests, this book would best be described as a collection of "adventures in politically-insensitive humor". It was written with a single, simple and incredibly noble purpose... to try and make lots and lots of people laugh out loud and stop taking everything so goddamn seriously. An interesting and intentionally confusing assortment of quirky cartoons, poems, stories, photos and random observations, you never know what the next page will surprise you with. But you can absolutely count on the fact that the creator of this mysterious mess is trying his best to dig at your innards in the hopes of extracting a simple little smile or a big-time belly laugh.

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Wake the F**k Up!

Mindstir Media Publishing — Tue, 24 Nov 2020 06:52:15 +0000

Based on humor and satire, Wake the F**K UP is a book for the parents of teenagers, anyone who has been a teenager or just knows one for that matter. The struggle that surrounds teen-life is real and we can all use a little more laughter in our lives.

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“I’m Left and I’m Right!”: The Pocket Handbook for Progressives

Mindstir Media Publishing — Sat, 29 Aug 2020 23:57:07 +0000

Perhaps you have heard of the recent surreptitious discovery of a heretofore top-secret handbook. The booklet apparently has been widely circulated among Progressive Democratic Party operatives and is rather explicit in its guidelines for use. This confidential information was forwarded to me by a former card-carrying member of the book’s Pocket Progressive Democrats. This fellow is now hiding out in a box of uncounted ballots somewhere in the swamps of Florida.

The booklet is organized around an alphabetical listing of certain words and catchphrases complete with instructions for use and inherent meaning for the faithful zealots. The following is the reproduction of the original manuscript as conveyed to me in a plain manila envelope wrapped in brown shipping paper. Having originally been cautioned about the dangers of unprotected handling of this material, I was warned that the pages of the booklet are coated with an anti-Trump concoction, one that causes the eyes to water, the nose to sneeze, and the skin to itch--but only for President Donald Trump supporters. Despite tearing up, uncontrollable sneezing, and the maddening requirement to scratch that which itches, I have persevered to bring you the following. Please be aware, there is no physical danger to the reader.

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Sassy Saguaros by Steve Ryan

Mindstir Media Publishing — Tue, 07 Jul 2020 20:39:34 +0000

NO ALTERATIONS! NO DISGUISES! NO PHOTOSHOP!

Steve Ryan spent months hiking and biking the beautiful Southwest Sonoran Desert, suffering more flat tires than he can count in his search for Saguaros that had something to “say”. Sassy Saguaros features the photographs he took of the most interesting subjects—based on their looks and personalities—and the hilarious captions he added.

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The “Freaky” World of Entertainment

admin — Fri, 22 Mar 2019 18:45:36 +0000

Arnold Kane is a 3 time Emmy nominee. Produced and wrote TV series: ALICE, ONE DAY AT A TIME, WEBSTER, PRIVATE BENJAMIN, LOVE AMERICAN STYLE...among others. He wrote 4 books and is an Award winning playwright and screenwriter.

Note from the Author: I really knew nothing when I wrote my first memoir, My Meteoric Rise to Obscurity, in 2008. I was just a kid and had a lot to learn. That’s why I called it A Very Minor Memoir. Since I’ve lived at least ten more years, this one deserves to be called A Very, Very Minor Memoir.

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Gracie Jane by Janet Squires

admin — Sun, 03 Feb 2019 15:18:39 +0000

GRACIE JANE has a heart as big as the Western sky, and she's always ready to lend a helping hand. So, she doesn't think twice about rescuing Fifi La Rue and taking the lost pup home. After all, how much trouble could one little dog be on a great big ranch? It's nonstop fun and excitement when one good deed goes hilariously wrong!

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The Man in the Mirror

Mindstir Media Publishing — Sun, 03 Feb 2019 00:38:08 +0000

Enter the mind, body, and heart of a lost soldier longing to find his way home. Told in firsthand accounts, the life and journey of a retired Infantry soldier is reflected in a real, poignant view of a man in turmoil from experiences of war, love, sex, substance & drug abuse; but most importantly his battle to overcome Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (PTSD). Read through his struggles. Gain insight into joining the fight for support of PTSD victims. Help bring another soldier home.

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Annytoons by Bill Simonson

admin — Mon, 14 Jan 2019 13:08:00 +0000

Annytoons, written and illustrated by the wonderfully talented Bill Simonson, is packed with hilarious jokes and matching illustrations by the author. The author's other books include Itt 'N' Ott's Pizza Journey; Itt 'N' Ott's Jungle Journey; and The Hungry Homeless Dog.

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