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The Asshole’s Guide to Everyday Living

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 16:16:10 +0000

A satirical yet real perspective on individualism, sovereignty, spiritualism and social discourse through the eyes and ears of the every-man/woman/they/it/them/mammal that hates the taste of kale, has no time or patience for kundalini breathing exercises and is just trying to get through life with as minimal damage as possible in the "New Normal."

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Itt’ N’ Ott’s Vacation Journey by Bill Simonson

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 14:36:27 +0000

This Story is about two aliens from outer space. They live on the Planet Torres. They can fly to anywhere in the universe in their spaceship. They like the Earth Planet the most because of things to see and places to visit. So come along with them on their vacation. Includes 6 pictures to color and 6 pages to draw on!

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Screw That!

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 14:51:40 +0000

As the book's subtitle suggests, this book would best be described as a collection of "adventures in politically-insensitive humor". It was written with a single, simple and incredibly noble purpose... to try and make lots and lots of people laugh out loud and stop taking everything so goddamn seriously. An interesting and intentionally confusing assortment of quirky cartoons, poems, stories, photos and random observations, you never know what the next page will surprise you with. But you can absolutely count on the fact that the creator of this mysterious mess is trying his best to dig at your innards in the hopes of extracting a simple little smile or a big-time belly laugh.

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Wake the F**k Up!

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 06:52:15 +0000

Based on humor and satire, Wake the F**K UP is a book for the parents of teenagers, anyone who has been a teenager or just knows one for that matter. The struggle that surrounds teen-life is real and we can all use a little more laughter in our lives.

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“I’m Left and I’m Right!”: The Pocket Handbook for Progressives

Sat, 29 Aug 2020 23:57:07 +0000

Perhaps you have heard of the recent surreptitious discovery of a heretofore top-secret handbook. The booklet apparently has been widely circulated among Progressive Democratic Party operatives and is rather explicit in its guidelines for use. This confidential information was forwarded to me by a former card-carrying member of the book’s Pocket Progressive Democrats. This fellow is now hiding out in a box of uncounted ballots somewhere in the swamps of Florida.

The booklet is organized around an alphabetical listing of certain words and catchphrases complete with instructions for use and inherent meaning for the faithful zealots. The following is the reproduction of the original manuscript as conveyed to me in a plain manila envelope wrapped in brown shipping paper. Having originally been cautioned about the dangers of unprotected handling of this material, I was warned that the pages of the booklet are coated with an anti-Trump concoction, one that causes the eyes to water, the nose to sneeze, and the skin to itch--but only for President Donald Trump supporters. Despite tearing up, uncontrollable sneezing, and the maddening requirement to scratch that which itches, I have persevered to bring you the following. Please be aware, there is no physical danger to the reader.

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Sassy Saguaros by Steve Ryan

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 20:39:34 +0000

NO ALTERATIONS! NO DISGUISES! NO PHOTOSHOP!

Steve Ryan spent months hiking and biking the beautiful Southwest Sonoran Desert, suffering more flat tires than he can count in his search for Saguaros that had something to “say”. Sassy Saguaros features the photographs he took of the most interesting subjects—based on their looks and personalities—and the hilarious captions he added.

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The “Freaky” World of Entertainment

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 18:45:36 +0000

Arnold Kane is a 3 time Emmy nominee. Produced and wrote TV series: ALICE, ONE DAY AT A TIME, WEBSTER, PRIVATE BENJAMIN, LOVE AMERICAN STYLE...among others. He wrote 4 books and is an Award winning playwright and screenwriter.

Note from the Author: I really knew nothing when I wrote my first memoir, My Meteoric Rise to Obscurity, in 2008. I was just a kid and had a lot to learn. That’s why I called it A Very Minor Memoir. Since I’ve lived at least ten more years, this one deserves to be called A Very, Very Minor Memoir.

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Annytoons by Bill Simonson

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 13:08:00 +0000

Annytoons, written and illustrated by the wonderfully talented Bill Simonson, is packed with hilarious jokes and matching illustrations by the author. The author's other books include Itt 'N' Ott's Pizza Journey; Itt 'N' Ott's Jungle Journey; and The Hungry Homeless Dog.

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An Encouragement by J.W. Harding

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 03:31:41 +0000

Ladies and Gents, Hobo's and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes and bull-legged ants: I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you that through hell and high water you are the intellectual and spiritual center of the universe.

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Non Absorbed Food of the Bull

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 03:23:41 +0000

I don't particularly know what this book is about, although it is I who have written it. Neither do I know what my two previous books are about, but the three of them certainly seem to be inter-related and about the totality of everything, culminating in the demand to to never hurt the children. Ever.

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